Here’s What Âé¶¹Éç Readers Think KFC’s Big Announcement Could Be
Opinions expressed by Âé¶¹Éç contributors are their own.
After receiving an invitation to an event next week to hear about KFC’s “transformational announcement” that will be “the biggest fast food story of 2016,” we at Âé¶¹Éç couldn’t help but speculate.
We imagined the Colonel emerged as a fast-food version of Steve Jobs unveiling a Kentucky fried future with drone buckets, 3-D printed pot pies and VR headsets featuring mac-n-cheese.
Related: KFC’s Making a Big Announcement Next Week. What Could It Be?
Before getting too carried away, we gave our readers the reigns, asking them what the announcement could possibly be.
Here’s some of their answers:
The Colonel is being reincarnated, for real?
— David A. Dave Wolf (@SharePointChamp)
My guess is KFC delivered to your home or office.
— Office Maven (@office_maven)
Pork products at KFC…
— Lex Lopez (@Sox2112)
Well, they already have the wings… Maybe they’re flying chicken buckets? OMG OMG OMG
— tim gavin (@timgavin)
Free range organic chicken?
— pauleen payne (@PauleenPayne)
Please let it be about the genetically modified chicken growing in big jars … No feathers or feet or anything.
— Dr Mils Hills (@dr_mils_hills)
Completely Vegan menu! I would be a paid customer once and feed it to my mother in law.
— Charles (@Czizzles)
I think the Colonel is raising the white flag in defeat to Popeyes – now that is a big announcement!
— Tom Garrett (@TomGarrett15)
After receiving an invitation to an event next week to hear about KFC’s “transformational announcement” that will be “the biggest fast food story of 2016,” we at Âé¶¹Éç couldn’t help but speculate.
We imagined the Colonel emerged as a fast-food version of Steve Jobs unveiling a Kentucky fried future with drone buckets, 3-D printed pot pies and VR headsets featuring mac-n-cheese.
Related: KFC’s Making a Big Announcement Next Week. What Could It Be?