Starbucks Barista Serves Up Viral Unicorn Frappucino Rant
Watch as a young man who claims to work at Starbucks laments having ‘unicorn crap’ up his nose.
As the world learned yesterday, for a limited time, Starbucks is serving something called the Unicorn Frappucino, a purple and blue concoction that magically turns pink when you stir it.
In its , Starbucks explains that it is “made with a sweet dusting of pink powder, blended into a crème Frappuccino with mango syrup and layered with a pleasantly sour blue drizzle.”
What the press release doesn’t mention is the heaping helping of bitterness that the baristas tasked with serving it are adding to the mix. After a long day of unicorning, , who claims to be a barista, served up a rant about the aftermath of its popularity, saying in part, “I have never made so many Frappuccinos in my entire life,” Burson said. “My hands are completely sticky. I have unicorn crap all in my hair and on my nose. I have never been so stressed out in my entire life.”
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As a man who once worked at McDonald’s and carried the stink of Big Macs with me long after my shift ended, I feel his pain. Sort of. Man up a little here, Braden. Some people would pay good money to be covered in unicorn goo!
Watch his rant below, and let us know what you think.
this happened at work today. ?
— Braden Burson (@iambburson)
