Kraft Rebrands Ranch Dressing as ‘Salad Frosting’ to Trick Kids Into Eating Vegetables

Oh boy.

By Stephen J. Bronner | edited by Dan Bova | Jun 13, 2019
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A major corporation is urging parents to lie to their children.

In what is decidedly not an April Fool’s joke, the multibillion-dollar food conglomerate Kraft Heinz ($26 billion in sales in 2018) has launched a new product (but really, it’s just ranch dressing) called Salad Frosting. The headline of the introducing this product is “Kraft Wants You to #.”

“Kraft is introducing Kraft Salad ‘Frosting,’ its Kraft Classic Ranch Dressing disguised in a frosting tube, giving parents a hand in upping their lie game,” the release states.

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This is ranch dressing we’re talking about: the sweet, milky condiment that’s 110 calories per two tablespoons. It is by no means a health food.

There are other tricks parents use to get kids to eat vegetables, but they’re not as blatant as Kraft’s campaign. For example, Jessica Seinfeld has a recipe book that hides vegetables in treats such as cookies. A brand of frozen foods, , also hides vegetables in its products.

Kraft even says in its release that ranch dressing is the most popular condiment in the United States. So what gives?

I carrot even.

A major corporation is urging parents to lie to their children.

In what is decidedly not an April Fool’s joke, the multibillion-dollar food conglomerate Kraft Heinz ($26 billion in sales in 2018) has launched a new product (but really, it’s just ranch dressing) called Salad Frosting. The headline of the introducing this product is “Kraft Wants You to #.”

“Kraft is introducing Kraft Salad ‘Frosting,’ its Kraft Classic Ranch Dressing disguised in a frosting tube, giving parents a hand in upping their lie game,” the release states.

Related: Online Grocery Recommendations Are Lacking. 3 Young Âé¶¹Éçs Have Created an AI-Powered Solution.

This is ranch dressing we’re talking about: the sweet, milky condiment that’s 110 calories per two tablespoons. It is by no means a health food.

There are other tricks parents use to get kids to eat vegetables, but they’re not as blatant as Kraft’s campaign. For example, Jessica Seinfeld has a recipe book that hides vegetables in treats such as cookies. A brand of frozen foods, , also hides vegetables in its products.

Kraft even says in its release that ranch dressing is the most popular condiment in the United States. So what gives?

I carrot even.

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